reading books, according to Kateri*

• get twenty books from the library even though you haven’t even finished reading many of the books you already own
• after finishing two of your borrowed books, decide you might as well take those two back because someone else could be waiting for them
• while returning those two, pick up four more books
• also, buy five books from the library store

*also: why Kateri never seems to make any progress on her reading list